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Coffee Dates

Are you looking for the right Melbourne escort but nervous about committing? Would you prefer to meet me in person before deciding? Are you worried that we won’t ‘click’ or that you will feel awkward

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How (Not To) Plan a Threesome

This is a short piece of writing on planning threesomes: how to go about it and how to avoid fucking it up. I’m covering this topic for a reason. I took a holiday in Hawaii

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Touring Australia: a Personal Story

A caveat for Aussie sex workers reading this: I don’t consider myself a touring escort. I’m not even a very experienced traveller – I have a tendency to turn up days late for flights and to

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Safer Sex Doesn’t Suck

Imagine me kneeling at your feet, ripping a condom wrapper open with my teeth to signal my wanton intentions. Imagine us pressed together, sliding our lubed-up bodies against each other. Imagine the smell of latex,

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Time-Wasters & Tyre-Kickers

I received a text message from a guy yesterday. Let’s call him Greg*. Greg sent me a text message. Greg seemed like a perfect gentleman. Greg wanted to make a booking to take me out

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Rates and Specials

My rates are completely inclusive and I don’t charge any extra fees. This means that whatever we decide to get up to together, there won’t be any additional costs. Coffee Dates I offer an introductory

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About ‘Casual GFE’ Dates

Have you ever wanted a down-to-earth female friend you could just ‘hang out with’? Are you missing some cuddle time? Do you need a cute girl for a trip to the beach? Would you prefer

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Coming Out

I’ve been ‘coming out’ my entire adult life. When I was nineteen, I told my parents I was bisexual. They were so suprised that they weren’t able to offer any comments in reply apart from

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What Do You Do?

“What do you do?” is a question that often comes up during pre-booking discussions with new clients.Unfortunately for all of us in Melbourne, Victoria has some really stupid laws that say we’re not allowed to

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To My Clients: Surviving FOSTA-SESTA

I’m reaching out with some sad news. You may have heard of the recent developments regarding FOSTA-SESTA in the USA. If you haven’t, here are the basics: FOSTA-SESTA are a series of laws that were

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An Escort’s Bookshelf Essentials

I had a little free time this week. Sadly, a quick perusal of my well-stocked bookshelves revealed that I’d read everything there at least two or three times. Some titles are more dog-eared than others;

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How to Book an Escort

I imagine that guys who are trying to make a booking with an escort for the first time often feel confused. There aren’t any places you can go to learn the rules! Unfortunately lack of

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