Coffee Dates
Are you looking for the right Melbourne escort but nervous about committing? Would you prefer to meet me in person before deciding? Are you worried that we won’t ‘click’ or that you will feel awkward
September 22, 2018
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How (Not To) Plan a Threesome
This is a short piece of writing on planning threesomes: how to go about it and how to avoid fucking it up. I’m covering this topic for a reason. I took a holiday in Hawaii
September 22, 2018
Touring Australia: a Personal Story
A caveat for Aussie sex workers reading this: I don’t consider myself a touring escort. I’m not even a very experienced traveller – I have a tendency to turn up days late for flights and to
September 22, 2018
Safer Sex Doesn’t Suck
Imagine me kneeling at your feet, ripping a condom wrapper open with my teeth to signal my wanton intentions. Imagine us pressed together, sliding our lubed-up bodies against each other. Imagine the smell of latex,
September 22, 2018
Time-Wasters & Tyre-Kickers
I received a text message from a guy yesterday. Let’s call him Greg*. Greg sent me a text message. Greg seemed like a perfect gentleman. Greg wanted to make a booking to take me out
September 22, 2018
Rates and Specials
My rates are completely inclusive and I don’t charge any extra fees. This means that whatever we decide to get up to together, there won’t be any additional costs. Coffee Dates I offer an introductory
September 22, 2018
About ‘Casual GFE’ Dates
Have you ever wanted a down-to-earth female friend you could just ‘hang out with’? Are you missing some cuddle time? Do you need a cute girl for a trip to the beach? Would you prefer
September 22, 2018
Coming Out
I’ve been ‘coming out’ my entire adult life. When I was nineteen, I told my parents I was bisexual. They were so suprised that they weren’t able to offer any comments in reply apart from
September 22, 2018
What Do You Do?
“What do you do?” is a question that often comes up during pre-booking discussions with new clients.Unfortunately for all of us in Melbourne, Victoria has some really stupid laws that say we’re not allowed to
September 22, 2018
To My Clients: Surviving FOSTA-SESTA
I’m reaching out with some sad news. You may have heard of the recent developments regarding FOSTA-SESTA in the USA. If you haven’t, here are the basics: FOSTA-SESTA are a series of laws that were
September 22, 2018
An Escort’s Bookshelf Essentials
I had a little free time this week. Sadly, a quick perusal of my well-stocked bookshelves revealed that I’d read everything there at least two or three times. Some titles are more dog-eared than others;
September 22, 2018
Want Better Sex? Try Traffic Light Safewords
Have you ever been in one of those awkward sex situations where you’re not sure if you’re doing the right thing? You know, that time you were going down on someone and they made
September 22, 2018
Life Skills I Learned From Escorting
Sydney, 2008: I was loitering in a Newtown bar with some friends, shyly sipping my bourbon and coke. One admitted she had worked as an escort before. “..but only when I was young and stupid.”
August 22, 2018
How to Book an Escort
I imagine that guys who are trying to make a booking with an escort for the first time often feel confused. There aren’t any places you can go to learn the rules! Unfortunately lack of
August 15, 2018