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May 2018
An Escort's Bookshelf Essentials
I had a little free time this week. Sadly, a quick perusal of my well-stocked bookshelves revealed that I'd read everything there at least two or three times. Some titles are more dog-eared than others; especially the sexy stuff! Here are the ones I couldn't do without...
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May 2018
To My Clients: Surviving FOSTA-SESTA
FOSTA-SESTA are a series of laws that were recently passed through parliament in the USA. The laws are designed to shut down sex work online, by making ISPs responsible for the content on any sites they host. Even though we're in Australia, these laws have affected both workers and clients.
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May 2018
How to Plan a Threesome
Planning threesomes: how to go about it and how to avoid fucking it up. Recent online surveys have found that it is an extremely common fantasy for heterosexual guys, both single and in relationships.
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May 2018
Life Skills I Learned from Sex Work
Sydney, 2008: I was loitering in a Newtown bar with some friends, shyly sipping my bourbon and coke. One admitted she had worked as an escort before. “..but only when I was young and stupid.” Another nodded, adding “I mean, I’m totally okay with sex work, but it does change you.” She sounded vaguely disapproving. I had no experience at the time, but I thought it was an odd comment. Surely everything you do in life changes you?
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May 2018
'What Do You Do?'
“What do you do?” is a question that often comes up during pre-booking discussions with new clients.
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Apr 2018
Coffee Dates
Are you looking for the right Melbourne escort but nervous about committing? Would you prefer to meet me in person before deciding? Are you worried that we won’t ‘click’ or that you will feel awkward when I arrive at your hotel room? For those gentlemen and couples who like to meet before booking a session, I am now offering a 30 minute coffee date.
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Apr 2018
How to Book an Escort
I imagine that guys who are trying to make a booking with an escort for the first time often feel confused. There aren’t any places you can go to learn the rules! Unfortunately lack of experience, lack of social skills or an inappropriate attitude can ruin your chances of booking with a nice girl. Below are some helpful tips for making sure I take your inquiry seriously.
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Mar 2018
Coming Out
I’ve been ‘coming out’ my entire adult life. When I was nineteen, I told my parents I was bisexual. They were so suprised that they weren’t able to offer any comments in reply apart from a strangled “Ah, okay then.”
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Mar 2018
About 'Casual GFE' Dates
Have you ever wanted a down-to-earth female friend you could just ‘hang out with’? Are you missing some cuddle time? Do you need a cute girl for a trip to the beach? Would you prefer a real, regular lady to a ‘perfect 10’?
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Mar 2018
Rates and Specials
My rates are completely inclusive - I don’t charge any extra fees. This means that whatever we decide to get up to together, there won’t be any additional costs. Coffee Dates and First-Time Meetings - Coffee Date, 30-60 minutes $50 - I offer an introductory ‘coffee date’ or casual drink, for those who prefer to meet in person and talk before they commit to a longer booking.
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Feb 2018
Time-Wasters and Tyre-Kickers
I received a text message from a guy yesterday. Let’s call him Greg*. Greg sent me a text message. Greg seemed like a perfect gentleman. Greg wanted to make a booking to take me out to dinner...
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Jan 2018
Safer Sex Doesn't Suck
Imagine me kneeling at your feet, ripping a condom wrapper open with my teeth to signal my wanton intentions. Imagine us pressed together, sliding our lubed-up bodies against each other. Imagine the smell of latex, whether it’s my rubber cat suit or the pieces of rubber I unpackage before going down on your girlfriend…
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Feb 2017
Touring Australia
A caveat for Aussie sex workers reading this: I don’t consider myself a touring escort. I’m not even a very experienced traveller – I have a tendency to turn up days late for flights and to misplace my boarding pass somewhere between the check-in desk and the boarding gate.